Comedy
- Feb 14, 2017
- 1 min read
[Funny jokes to quack you up!]
There was an airplane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples
Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
A glass of Nutella has about 9870 calories. But I don’t care. I never eat the glass anyways.
Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits
My friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish
it was a horrible end but a lovely Finish
why don't oysters give to charity
because they are shellfish
where do Volkswagens go when they get old
the old volks home
what is invisible and smells like carrots
rabbit farts
what do you call a bear without any teeth
a gummy bear
why did Waldo wear a striped shirt
because he didn't want to be spotted!
What did the lawyer name his daughter
Sue
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